SunnyThePsycho

Mike and his Elephant Joke makes my life ten times better. I think I should arrange a theatrical performance of it and sell tickets. Oh! Happiest news in ever: I welded. Yes, welded, with the big dark face mask and the giant gloves and the coat and the welding thing and the sparks all over and everything! It was amazing, and I got to use a plasma cutter, too. Quite possibly even more amazing, as it has green sparks instead of red, plus it's called a plasma cutter. That in itself makes it rock. =) Mike's gonna try to convince E. to get us a welding shop. Doubtful it'll happen, but it would be way exciting if we did. n.n If anyone figures ou

So, all you quad city kids out there, if you haven't stopped by Whitey's and tried the carrot cake ice cream, I hereby command you to do so, ASAP. It is the earthly equivalent of a thousand angels dancing on your tongue, and that's coming straight from a freak of a kid who doesn't like ice cream. Get it with the pumpkin ice cream and the number jumps to 10,000 angels. (Actually, in my opinion it's more like a gazillion duck angels, but I'm not really known for being rational, so we'll stick with the rational people's opinions, heh. :) ) Actually, as long as I'm talking to the quad citians, I might as well mention that tickets for Bettendorf'

You know what? People should never date. I think I'll become a nun. Or better yet, a hermit. That's right, I'm moving to a quaint country cottage in Canada where I'll become a shepherd, with ducks, and a moose. And there will be no relationships, ever. It's a plan. Edit! Okay, forget Canada, Jessica 1 and I are being nuns in Switzerland. There's chocolate there, plus the whole neutral thing equals none of this military business. I'm not sure if sheep thrive in the mountains, but if not we'll raise goats and teach them to be white and wooly. And, we'll eat ice cream. Lots and lots of ice cream. But then, that's nothing new. As a side not